Jokes!

ok so there were 3 guys. they came upon a geenie, the genie said since there were 3 of them, he would each grant them one wish. he pointed to a pool and said you run and jump in that pool, but while you jump say ur wish, so the first guy runs and jumps and yells “BANANAS!” and the whole pool turned into bananas! so the second guy runs in and yells “MONEY!” and the whole pool was filled with money and bananas, so the third guy runs and – slips on a banana peel “Oh crap!”

They say i have A.D.D. but i doubt – Oh look! A chicken!!

There were 3 old ladies who went to heaven. when they got there, the caretaker said this is heaven, there are only two rules, one: behave, and two: Dont step on the ducks! They look around, there were thousands of ducks!!! the first one says “who cares” and steps on a duck. She was chained to a really ugly man for the rest of eternity! After 2 weeks the secong lady steps on a duck. She was chained to a really ugly man for the rest of eternity! 3 years have passed and the 3rd lady still hasn’t stepped on a duck, when she gets chained to a really handsome man! She goes “Well, i dont know what i did to deserve you” the handsome man replies “I dont know but i stepped on a duck.”

This one is spottedgecko’s:

there were 4 cows in a field, 3 baby cows and a mama.

Baby cow #1: Mama, why am i called daisy?
mama: Because when you were born a daisy pedal fell on your head
Baby cow #2: Mama, why am i called rose?
mama: because when you were born a rose pedal fell on your head.
baby cow #2: KJHDJFBEKBFKJEWFBESIUFGEWJFBJKFBEF
mama: SHUT UP cinderblock!!